Oh what a clever bean I am... NOT
I was eating a slice of mango, took a chomp from it and the juice bursted into my eye, JUST MY EYE. No where else, not down my shirt, not around my face, MY EYE O____O
I don't know how the heck I managed to do that but I feel the burn alright, ouchies! Beware, MANGOES ARE AIMING FOR WORLD DOMINATION AND ARE TAKING OUT HUMANS ONE BY ONE BY BURNING THEIR EYES, BE WAAAARNED >O

*whacks self for letting imagination get too wild again*